I feel like I have seen this before.

Comment #1382 by - IxCHIEFxI

Priceless win. He could then add that the part for titties was true, and win galore. xD - by SkullKrusher

Book: 50 shades of gray, phone card, lubricant. - by Ron2

Peanut b***er, a dog leash, wet wipes. - by vinxman

Condoms, mayo, and cat food. - by 50cal

It's not like the you back then would listen anyway. - by falloutghoul

I feel like such a nerd for laughing at all of these references! 5 wands way up. - by CaptMickeyd

Darwin awards.. nature's way of culling a species that no longer has any natural predators. - by Cyberhagen

Same applies to acquiring GPS satellites when you really need to use your phone's map app. - by Cyberhagen

Pepper spray lady. Then kick his dried up nut sack......did I say that? 5 punches to the old guy. - by SLOHAND62

I can see how this might backfire... - by Zetmonk