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dreadpir8patrick - May 24, 2013 1:48am, #1574

Crisco, a funnel, and vodka

dreadpir8patrick - May 24, 2013 1:47am, #1573

Cat food, baseball bat, and a bbq grill

dreadpir8patrick - May 24, 2013 1:46am, #1572

Gas can, matches, binoculars

SkullKrusher - May 23, 2013 1:40am, #1571

Priceless win. He could then add that the part for titties was true, and win galore. xD

Ron2 - May 22, 2013 4:05pm, #1570

Book: 50 shades of gray, phone card, lubricant.

vinxman - May 21, 2013 9:02pm, #1569

Peanut b***er, a dog leash, wet wipes.

50cal - May 21, 2013 8:28am, #1568

Condoms, mayo, and cat food.

falloutghoul - May 20, 2013 6:03am, #1567

It's not like the you back then would listen anyway.

CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013 8:47am, #1566

I feel like such a nerd for laughing at all of these references! 5 wands way up.

Cyberhagen - May 4, 2013 9:53am, #1565

Darwin awards.. nature's way of culling a species that no longer has any natural predators.

Cyberhagen - May 4, 2013 9:51am, #1564

Same applies to acquiring GPS satellites when you really need to use your phone's map app.

SLOHAND62 - Apr 29, 2013 9:25am, #1563

Pepper spray lady. Then kick his dried up nut sack......did I say that? 5 punches to the old guy.

Zetmonk - Apr 28, 2013 2:26am, #1562

I can see how this might backfire...

Cyberhagen - Apr 27, 2013 9:40am, #1561

..and yet they somehow managed to spell "Hawaii" correctly.

vulture - Apr 19, 2013 8:55pm, #1560

Or, maybe.... HIS best friend is now HIS boyfriend....

Preacher Man - Apr 19, 2013 8:17pm, #1559

He escaped the Friend Zone, but it is just a temporary breakout; soon, she'll dump him, saying, 'You're just too nice...'

falloutghoul - Apr 11, 2013 3:14pm, #1558

Budget cuts would make anybody's job more difficult.

Renza - Apr 9, 2013 9:20am, #1557

This is win

flutterdash123 - Apr 6, 2013 2:12pm, #1556

Wow the person that commented does not know animals, must have been a 4 year old whos parents swear :3

Krickit - Apr 6, 2013 8:32am, #1554

Her! A Male lion would have a mane

Preacher Man - Apr 5, 2013 4:08pm, #1553

An old axiom in marketing...people will pay extra for something free.

PapaFox - Apr 5, 2013 4:03pm, #1552

LOL took me a second. :-D

SLOHAND62 - Apr 5, 2013 8:40am, #1551

LOL this made me laugh before lunch, thanks 5'L's

falloutghoul - Apr 5, 2013 5:33am, #1550

This might be better off in Society'sMirror.

excelsior - Apr 3, 2013 4:22am, #1549

you complete eunuchs of language.

Krickit - Apr 2, 2013 11:59am, #1547

And I loose a little more faith in humanity

Zetmonk - Apr 1, 2013 12:37am, #1546

That's horrible...

Cyberhagen - Mar 30, 2013 9:11am, #1545

Beautiful animal.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 25, 2013 2:01pm, #1544

At some point we are all going to commit mass murder. For example, all the fleas in my house have been annihilated!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 25, 2013 1:52pm, #1543

5 + +! I think I know what In trying this summer. XD

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Mar 25, 2013 1:49pm, #1542

It looks like a wig... that she dyes :-D

excelsior - Mar 25, 2013 11:31am, #1541

absolutely not. you can buy the dvd after ive filmed it, however.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Mar 24, 2013 6:52pm, #1540

Can I film it?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Mar 24, 2013 6:52pm, #1539

Does it have to be sweet love?...Or can it be angry and filthy?

excelsior - Mar 21, 2013 4:20am, #1538

speculate to accumulate... you spend your free money on a h***er with almost the same rules :)

vinxman - Mar 19, 2013 11:45am, #1537

Even giant isopods like Doritos.

Zook - Mar 6, 2013 9:53pm, #1536

does it make any difference if you do roots or exponents first?

Renza - Mar 3, 2013 2:23am, #1535

better yet, how do we type hebrew...

Renza - Mar 2, 2013 7:13pm, #1534

sounds like someone they'd normally burn at the stake.

bigsouthfork - Mar 1, 2013 7:32pm, #1533

Georges Henri Joseph Édouard Lemaître a Belgian priest, astronomer and professor of physics at the Catholic University of Louvain was the first person to propose the expansion of the universe later confirmed by Edwin Hubble. Sounds pretty literate to me!

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