Also a fail: Last names are blacked out but then Nick says Kahy's last name in the next comment :)

Comment #1388 by - flight643

I feel like such a nerd for laughing at all of these references! 5 wands way up. - by CaptMickeyd

Darwin awards.. nature's way of culling a species that no longer has any natural predators. - by Cyberhagen

Same applies to acquiring GPS satellites when you really need to use your phone's map app. - by Cyberhagen

Pepper spray lady. Then kick his dried up nut sack......did I say that? 5 punches to the old guy. - by SLOHAND62

I can see how this might backfire... - by Zetmonk

..and yet they somehow managed to spell "Hawaii" correctly. - by Cyberhagen

Or, maybe.... HIS best friend is now HIS boyfriend.... - by vulture

He escaped the Friend Zone, but it is just a temporary breakout; soon, she'll dump him, saying, 'You're just too nice...' - by Preacher Man

Budget cuts would make anybody's job more difficult. - by falloutghoul

This is win - by Renza