Why wouldn't prayer work on a washing machine? The mechanics of it are the same as anything else that's supposed to be fixed by prayer.

Comment #1366 by - Chrysophase2003

Crisco, a funnel, and vodka - by dreadpir8patrick

Cat food, baseball bat, and a bbq grill - by dreadpir8patrick

Gas can, matches, binoculars - by dreadpir8patrick

Priceless win. He could then add that the part for titties was true, and win galore. xD - by SkullKrusher

Book: 50 shades of gray, phone card, lubricant. - by Ron2

Peanut b***er, a dog leash, wet wipes. - by vinxman

Condoms, mayo, and cat food. - by 50cal

It's not like the you back then would listen anyway. - by falloutghoul

I feel like such a nerd for laughing at all of these references! 5 wands way up. - by CaptMickeyd

Darwin awards.. nature's way of culling a species that no longer has any natural predators. - by Cyberhagen